Top Twenty Signs That You Are A "Crazy Ferret Person"
 
1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your ferrets are doing.

2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.

3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.

4. There are ferret litter boxes in every corner of your apartment.

5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough ferrets."

6. You buy more than 60 pounds of ferret litter a month.

7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than take the remote out of the hidey hole.

8. You choose your friends based on how well your ferrets like them.

9. You are lost for conversation with non-ferret people.

10. You introduce your ferrets by name to the pizza delivery guy. 	

11. When you're not talking about your ferrets, you're talking about their poop.

12. When the bagger at the store asks you if you want paper or plastic, you try to remember what you gave the kids last. Those skinny paper bags they put wine bottles in make you downright giddy.

13. When you look at a new car, a significant deciding factor is its ferret hauling capacity.

14. You don't see anything wrong with sitting there for 20 minutes while a sick ferret licks dinner off of your fingers.

15. When your friends invite you somewhere for the weekend, they automatically ask you if you'll need enough time to find a ferret-sitter.

16. Your friends know and understand the consequences of leaving their shoes on the floor, leaving purses in reach, and leaving the toilet lid open.

17. You own stock in chlorox *and* lysol.

18. You don't think it's embarrassing in the least to take all the cushions off a showroom couch and judge its resistance to digging, plowing, and burrowing.

19. You annoy your co-workers with tales of your ferret's antics -- and you figure it's fair because they annoy you with tales of their skin kid's antics.

20. Your parents refer to your babies as their "Grandferrets." And you gave them wallet-sized snaps.